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Posted On: 02-Feb-2020 03:21:47 Posted In: My Stories / off the road fantasies about ww3
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world war 3: chapter 1: thanks, president!


One day, in February of 2020.

USA: Let's start WW3 using Twitter!

offensive tweet involving retaliating to Iran for what they did

Iran: How dare you release the movie CATS in our country! That's it, India?

India: What.

Iran: Give me a dodgeball.

India: um, okay?

Iran obtains a humongous dodgeball

Iran: Okay, USA, time for revenge #2!


Iran throws the humongous dodgeball, destroying the capital of the US

USA: How dare you do this to us! That's it, get the bowling ball!

USA throws a bowling ball at Tehran

Both countries collapse

Russia: Yes, now I can take over the world with my non-suspiciously revolting communist party!

USSR ANTHEM PLAYS LOUDLY AS THE NEW USSR TAKES OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD

 

1 Comments


Cardenas


umm... okay?

Feb 10, 2020



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