One day, in February of 2020.
USA: Let's start WW3 using Twitter!
offensive tweet involving retaliating to Iran for what they did
Iran: How dare you release the movie CATS in our country! That's it, India?
India: What.
Iran: Give me a dodgeball.
India: um, okay?
Iran obtains a humongous dodgeball
Iran: Okay, USA, time for revenge #2!
Iran throws the humongous dodgeball, destroying the capital of the US
USA: How dare you do this to us! That's it, get the bowling ball!
USA throws a bowling ball at Tehran
Both countries collapse
Russia: Yes, now I can take over the world with my non-suspiciously revolting communist party!
USSR ANTHEM PLAYS LOUDLY AS THE NEW USSR TAKES OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD
umm... okay?
Feb 10, 2020