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Posted On: 02-Feb-2020 03:38:25 Posted In: My Stories / off the road fantasies about ww3
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world war 3: chapter 2: the battle against ussr


As the USSR is enjoying it's powerful reign over the world

UK: Um, maybe we should do something about this new communist regime. It's spreading over Europe, and with no US to help us, we might be infected!

France: Oh, you're right, maybe we do need to do something about this!

USSR: HAHA! You shall do nothing about my new regime!

Canada: Oh, yes we will. I have access to all of the USA's powers, since I imported them with my angry Canadian Geese.

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Germany: Oh my gosh.

Spain: Send the supplies over, now!

USSR: NOPE, THAT WON'T HAPPEN!!!!


USSR uses it's ginormous foot to stomp on most of their supplies.

Italy: I can't believe that could just, happen!

UK: I have an idea. His ginormous leg has mountains, right?

Italy: Yeah?

UK: We can cause an avalanche to happen, causing his leg to fall asleep!

Italy: go on...

UK: Then, we can use this paralyzation vaccine to paralyze his nerves and make his country sink!

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Mexico slaps the advertisement screen

Mexico: We're not doing that again!

Italy: But how?

UK: The country can't support the weight of the leg for so long, it'll collapse!

Italy: Okay, that's a good idea! Let's do it!

The USSR leg does not come back!

UK stabs the paralyzation vaccine, and instead of hitting the USSR's leg, it hits Germany

Germany: What did you just do?

Germany: THAT'S IT, I'M TURNING COMMUNIST TOO!!!!!
 

UK: What have I done?

France: Shouldn't have been so confident in yourself.
 

UK: Shut up!

USSR's legs come back, and this time, sink Germany

Germany, muffled: I'l com bak! U'l se me!

France: Great, now he's gone.

Denmark: What are we going to do?

Italy: Well, the UK decided to waste the paralyzation vaccine.

USSR: Ha! I TOLD you none of you could stop me!

Canada: Not so fat!

Canada's geese start pecking at the USSR's land

USSR: NO! NO! GEESE! DON'T DO THIS TO ME! I SWEAR, CANADA, ILL GET YOU FOR THIS!
 

USSR practically dies, and forms a secret communist coalition with Germany

UK: I hate you, Europe. I'm leaving the EU.

Entirety of EU: Wait, no!

The UK fully installs Brexit.

 

STAY TUNED FOR CHAPTER 3!!!!

 

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