As the USSR is enjoying it's powerful reign over the world
UK: Um, maybe we should do something about this new communist regime. It's spreading over Europe, and with no US to help us, we might be infected!
France: Oh, you're right, maybe we do need to do something about this!
USSR: HAHA! You shall do nothing about my new regime!
Canada: Oh, yes we will. I have access to all of the USA's powers, since I imported them with my angry Canadian Geese.
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Germany: Oh my gosh.
Spain: Send the supplies over, now!
USSR: NOPE, THAT WON'T HAPPEN!!!!
USSR uses it's ginormous foot to stomp on most of their supplies.
Italy: I can't believe that could just, happen!
UK: I have an idea. His ginormous leg has mountains, right?
Italy: Yeah?
UK: We can cause an avalanche to happen, causing his leg to fall asleep!
Italy: go on...
UK: Then, we can use this paralyzation vaccine to paralyze his nerves and make his country sink!
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Mexico slaps the advertisement screen
Mexico: We're not doing that again!
Italy: But how?
UK: The country can't support the weight of the leg for so long, it'll collapse!
Italy: Okay, that's a good idea! Let's do it!
The USSR leg does not come back!
UK stabs the paralyzation vaccine, and instead of hitting the USSR's leg, it hits Germany
Germany: What did you just do?
Germany: THAT'S IT, I'M TURNING COMMUNIST TOO!!!!!
UK: What have I done?
France: Shouldn't have been so confident in yourself.
UK: Shut up!
USSR's legs come back, and this time, sink Germany
Germany, muffled: I'l com bak! U'l se me!
France: Great, now he's gone.
Denmark: What are we going to do?
Italy: Well, the UK decided to waste the paralyzation vaccine.
USSR: Ha! I TOLD you none of you could stop me!
Canada: Not so fat!
Canada's geese start pecking at the USSR's land
USSR: NO! NO! GEESE! DON'T DO THIS TO ME! I SWEAR, CANADA, ILL GET YOU FOR THIS!
USSR practically dies, and forms a secret communist coalition with Germany
UK: I hate you, Europe. I'm leaving the EU.
Entirety of EU: Wait, no!
The UK fully installs Brexit.
STAY TUNED FOR CHAPTER 3!!!!