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Posted On: 02-Feb-2020 06:24:14 Posted In: My Stories / off the road fantasies about ww3
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world war 3: chapter 3: a new regime starts


Spain: The USSR crisis is averted. No more communism

France: Thank the UK for that close call.

UK: Hey! At least I tried! All you did was be sarcastic,

Entirety of Africa: Um, hello? We need help.

Canada, out of nowhere, sends a giant water ballon

Entirety of Africa: Phew!

China: Help me! The Coronavirus! It's infecting us!

China gets sick and his land sinks.

Vietnam: Woah, is every land sinking nowadays!

Switzerland: Yep, they are.

Giant chicken sandwich comes from space and impales the entirety of Europe

The rest of the world: GASP

Canada: oh no

Mexico: oh no

Japan: oh no-desu

Peru: What the hell?

Japan: What, peru-kun? What's wrong!

Peru: Shut up! Use your normal voice!

Japan: Peru-kun, this is my normal voice. teehee.

Peru: That's it. India, give me a dodgeball

India: That's the second time I've heard that request!

A dodgeball is given to Peru

Peru: Okay, Japan, time to lose that voice.

Dodgeball hits Japan and sinks it

North Korea: Finally, he is gone! South Korea, you are next!

South Korea is frozen for good

North Korea: Yes, now I have power among my region! Time to rule the worl-

A second chicken sandwich comes down from earth and impales North Korea

Everyone: Yeah!

The Sun implodes, and all light goes out

Everyone: No!

A piece of land is wiggling under the place Europe used to be.

Canada: What's that?

Egypt: I don't know!

Brazil: Oh my god, it's, it's

Canada: OH MY GOD! THAT CAN'T BE!

Spain, from the Canary Islands: Yep, that's-

 

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!

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