Brrrrrrr.....

Scammer: Thanks for calling the IRS how many I SCAM you.

Me: Yes, I got a voicemail from this number.

Scammer: Did you get it from this number?

Me: Yes, it was saying that I had to call this number for an outstanding balance of $5,000 dollars.

Scammer: Ok so help me with your phone number.

      * Remember, I was using a Caller ID * 

Me: Ok so it is 310... 

Scammer: Ok

Me: 764.... 34 BLOOF...

Scammer: Ok thanks. Hold on let me pull up your file.

Me: Yea, my Mom told me to call this number so I didn't have to worry about the IRS.

Scammer: How old are you?

Me: why are you asking?

Scammer: Just asking.

Me: I am 20 years old. My birthday is in March.

Scammer: Wow it is two months away. Happy Early Birthday!

Me: Oh thank you.

  * I called him two months before March *

Scammer: Ok this is the last thing and then your done. Help me with your Credit Card.

Me: Ok so it is...

Scammer: Turn to the back of the card and read me the 5 digit code.

Me: 32567.

      Remember I was using a fake code.

Scammer: you Mother ******* 

Me: You suck my *****

Me: Stop Scamming!!!

Scammer: You American As****Hole

Me: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY INDIA.

      *** Hangs Up **** 

Me: (Laughs)

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