one day I was just flying and some clouds clapped at me so I got scared so I fell and I fell on a government guy and he gave me 

1MILL DOLLARS one the spot and that's how I became a millionaire and if you're wondering what happened to the clouds well

they got sent to jail by me because out of the blue they hired me as a cop but I put them to jail.

and that how I became an FBI agent and also that's how I became a cloud. present-day iam the cloud president and I gave my money to the most important person in the world my pare......  Me. thank you for listening to my ted talk