Creepy kids, this might become a series... If I enjoy it!

Want to hear about creepy kids, no, Ummm... why are you here, but you clicked this article so whatever.

#1: A friend of mine's child told him, "Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want."

Shivers, am I right? Jeez, get your kid a phone so he could see your face in photos, gosh...

#2: My little girl went through this phase that she said hi to things." hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hiiiiiiiii"  One day, it sounded strange, so I asked her, "What's that your saying?" She turned to face me and just whispered: "Die, Die, DIE, DIE, DIIIEEEEEE."

I wonder who went under adoption, that's a joke, don't take it personally or seriously. But why? is she okay?  I have many questions...

#3: I jokingly asked my little cousin, "What's the best way to get a girlfriend?" His response was, "Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again."

Umm, well good luck to that girl. That scares me, what was he going to do. Do you know what I would do? Call 911 DUH!!!

I hope you enjoyed this, follow me for complains that via vox doesn't know how to save my articles, that's literally all I do at the end like this because via vox makes me write articles FIVE times to upload, this one took two times, that's the minimum. So bye! Like I said, this might be another random series, like random things series, bad gut feelings, urban legends, and more!