So let me give you some context. So this guy lost his iPhone 11 inside a Movie Theater. So I'm calling as the person who is trying to sell his phone.

*****Brrrrrrrr*****

Guy: Hello.

Me: yes is this the guy who lost the phone.

Guy: yes do you have my phone.

Me: yes

Guy: where are you at. I'm going to reward you for finding my phone.

Me: How much money can you give me.

Guy: I can give you about $600 for it.

Me: No thanks, I found a guy who will give me $800 for it.

Me: I'm going to sell it on Ebay.

Guy: No!!! ok, how much do you want?

Me: Since the guy on Ebay wants to give me $800 I will ask for $830.

Guy: I don't think I have that type of cash.

Me: Well no 830 dollars no iPhone.

Guy:  I have $830 where do you want to meet.

Me: We will meet at 639 Sunset BOOF*****.

**** I gave him his home address ******

Guy: WHO ARE YOU!!!!!! WHO THE F**** ARE YOU!!!!

Me: Where are you. Do you have the 830 dollars? I'm coming right now.

Guy:     . . .

Me: Hello.

  *** Hangs Up ***

Me: Laughs

Me: Ok I'm done with this guy. (While still laughing)

I hope you enjoy this don't worry I called him back to tell him it was a joke. He was laughing so hard.