DAD JOKES 101!!!!

• What does a zombie vegetarian eat? "GRRRAAAIINSS"
• How did Dark Vader know what Luke got him for christmas? HE FELT HIS PRESENTS!!
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? BECAUSE THEY'RE SO GOOD AT IT!
• Son: Daddy can you put on my shoes? Dad: I can try, but i dont think they'll fit!
• Dad: I don't trust those trees, son. Son: why dad? Dad: They seem kinda shady!