Story time 🕛🕛 sisters ðŸ’♀ï¸ðŸ’♀ï¸so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish â¤ï¸â¤ï¸and my headphones got unplugged 😩😩 and it played bad guy out loud 🔊🔊so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls 👠👠were completely vibing to itðŸ’💠and they were like slayyyyy🔪🔪sisterrr☠ï¸â˜ ï¸and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣ï¸ðŸ—£ï¸ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" ðŸ§ðŸ§ and i was SHOOK 😳😳and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life ðŸ™ðŸ™ i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella👴👴 and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖♀ï¸ðŸ§–â™€ï¸ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful 💣💣" and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞♂ï¸ðŸ§žâ™‚ï¸ in the shape of jahsehs ping pong and he said he was the servant of shaytan👹👹well i wasn't going to let blasphemy😡😡go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell🔙🔙 and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"😜😜but then i felt an evil force rising😳😳it was xxxtentacion😲😲 he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦♀ï¸ðŸ¤¦â™€ï¸ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won 😉😉 and spread World peace ✌ï¸âœŒï¸ so anyway that's the TEA sisters ☕☕stay tuned for my fenti beauty 💄💄 giveaway 🎉🎉and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗
any one gonna say how he said billy eyelash intead of billie eilish
Jan 21, 2021