Let me give you some context. So this guy riped into this woman at a Walmart parking lot. He started cursing at her for parking to close to his car. I'm calling as the women´s son. WARNING: There are cuss words in this call. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
***BRRRRRR****
Guy: Hello?
Me: why you disrespect my mama?
Guy: I don't know your mama!
Me: No bro you disrespect my mama!
Guy: What your mama name.
Me: Bertha.
Guy: Bertha?
Guy: Man, I don't know your mama!
Me: You call her a little B****
Guy: Is you ok?
Guy: Do you need some Medicine?
Me: I'm great!
Guy: What my name?
Me: you call her a little B****.
Guy: WHAT MY NAME!
Me: I Don't KNOW WHAT YOUR NAME!
GUY: YOU GOT THE GODDAMM WRONG NUMBER!
GUY: DONT CALL ME WITH THAT BULLS***
ME: MAN I WILL CALL YOUR´E A*** ALL DAY.
ME: I WILL CALL YOU RIGHT NOW.
Me: Meet me at **BLOOF** Park.
- He lives near by -
Guy: You said ***BLOOF*** Park?
Me: Yeah Come on Willie!
Willie: Wi- Wi- Willie... Oh, so you know my name.
Me: YEAH!
Willie: You wanna die today don't you?
Me: Listen Motherf***** talk about roping this Motherf**** back in!
Willie: Alright, You wanna die today don't you?
Me: LISTEN MR. *BLEEP* WHY DONT YOU SAY SO-
* Just said his last name *
Willie: YOU KNOW MR. *BLEEP* DONT YOU?
Me: YEAH! I KNOW MR.-
Willie: YOU KNOW WHO THE F*** I- come EXACTLY TO WHERE I LIVE AND KNOCK ON MY MOTHERF**** DOOR!
Me: I KNOW WHO THE F*** YOU IS.
Willie: I KNOW WHO YOU IS TOO!
Me: You got that Charger out front.
*He owns a 2007 Dodge Charger*
Willie: No I got that ´´forty´´ out front.
Me: alright keep an eye of them tires.
Willie: You touch these tires and I'm going to keep an eye on your a***
Me: All you gotta do is say sorry Homeboy.
Willie: I ain't gotta say sh** cause I don't know who the f*** you is.
Me: Alright well I'm excited dawg. I will take that sh*** off for a joyride too.
Willie: you gon to f*** with my car?
Me: I will let you know how it rides MR. *BLEEP*
Willie: OH YOU KNOW MY NAME?
Me: YEAH SO ALL I WAS SAYIN IS PLEASE APOLOGISE-
Willie: YOU BETTER QUIT F*** PLAYING WITH ME MAN,
Me: You Ok-
Willie: TELLING YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.
Me: YOU BETTER PARK THAT SH** INDOORS.
Willie: MOTHERF**** BRING YOUR A** OVER HERE AND DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
Willie: COME HERE MOTHERF**** BRING YOU'RE A*** HERE.
Me: eh
Willie: IMMA PARK SOMETHING- IMMA PARK SOMETHING IN THE GARAGE AND ITS GONNA BE MY D*** IN YOUR MOUTH. NOW COME OVER HERE AND F*** WITH MY SH**
***Hangs Up***
heheheheheheheh! I waited for a few days and called him back!
***Brrrrrrrrr***
Willie: Hello,
Me: Yeah hi there is this Willie?
Willie: Yes, Who's this.
Me: This is Russell with VinylOnSite. We´re actually on the way now to fulfill your order so I just wanted to make sure the car is available and you are home.
Willie: What´s your name?
Me: Russell, we have a pending order here for a vinyl installation on a 2007 Dodge Charger on **BLEEP*** Street?
Willie: A installation?
Me: We have an order here it looks like someone put in the order to have a vinyl text installation on the side passenger door of your 2007 Dodge Charger. Yeah!
Willie: Yeah that might been my son. He might have done that.
Me: There was a yellow vinyl text installation simply in the Times New Roman Font saying ´´Sorry Tyrone´´
Willie: Sorry Tyrone?
Me: You are Willie **BLEEP** right?
Willie: Y e s
Me: The note says for disrespecting his mama.
Willie: And where did he sent it too?
Me: In **BLEEP** Park on **BLEEP** Street. Someone did call to set up this order they ask to rush deliver and we actually charge a $59 fee for that and we´re gonna have to bill you at the door.
Willie: HELL NO! ay, listen man you ain't even gotta send them over there that's somebody playing some motherf**** Ummm... practical joke on my Motherf**** car. I don't know who this guy is. Somebody has been calling on my phone about something about his mama. I don't know this N**** mama and I don't know HIM. And tell Tyrone when you talk to him again I said ´´ KISS MY A**´´ Send him that in the Yellow driver... Okay...
Me: In the yellow vinyl-
***Hangs Up***
Heh heh heh Its pretty funny that he said send him back ´´ KISS MY A*** ´´ in the Yellow!!! heh heh!
***Brrrrrrrr***
Willie: Hello?
Me: Ya hello? eh, this the driver for ze vinyl installation I'm here outside but I cannot hue- my manager called me something
about cancellation?
Willie: Ay listen, where did that address come- who sent that to my address?
Me: Its order by Willie ***BLEEP*** and it says who you're gonna-
Willie: Oh no- Willie ***BLEEP*** didn't order that okay? Willie ***BLEEP*** at work alright? thats me.
Me: yeah-
Willie: I DIDNT ORDER THAT SH** take it back with you I didn't order it. I don't know W h o had you ORDER THAT SH** there's somebody BULLsh*** you.
Me: I- I-
Willie: Alright?
Me: But look I have to pay for gas to come all ze way here. You know I'm independent contractor zey pay me only when I fini-
Willie: I DONT GIVE A F*** WHO YOU IS MAN YOU- I AINT PAYING YOU SH** GO HOME
Me: Can you pay- can you pay me for ze gas the gasolina?
Willie: IM NOT PAYIN´ YOU SH**
Me: Plea-
Willie: DO YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID
Me: please!
Willie: DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID. HOW YOU GON´ GET PAID?
Me: look-
Willie: HOW YOU GONNA GET PAID ANYWAY?
Me: Uh please! help me :( uh because I- I'm a- he- I-
Willie: I AINT HELPING YOU DO SH** I AINT TELL YOU TO COME
Me: look- don't be a M o t h e r f u c * * * e r okay? I'm trying to do my jo-
Willie: SUCK MY MOTHERFU***IN D***
Me: YOU- YOUUUU ARE-
Willie: SUCK MY MOTHERF****ING D***
Me: Youuuuu CAN SUCK-
Me: Succcccck
Willie: SUCK IT UNTIL YOU DROP
*pffgghhh*
Willie: SUCK MY D*** UNTIL YOU CUM-
*I'm dying*
Willie: BYEE MOTHERF***ER
Me: but if I'm going to suck it why am I go- you don't make a sense.
*Hangs Up*
Heh heh heh heh dude I was F****ing laughing dude HAH I couldn't even f*** keep- heh heh
***Brrrrrrrr***
Me: I'm outside your house I'm not going to leave until I get my gas money okay? It's not nice-
Willie: Okay you stay right there
Me: Ehh Its not nice!
Willie: You stay right there don't go NOWHERE!
Me: you take advantage.
Willie: Don't go NOWHERE!
Me: you take advantage.
Willie: DONT GO NOWHERE DONT- DONT Go NOWHERE STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU AT!
Me: okay are you bringing ze car so I can install it too cause I- I have the supplies I can make the Installation.
Willie: Well, you aint installing Sh** on my Motherf***in car. I aint tell you to come but if you wanna wait for me, wait...
Me: No but you are Willie **BLEEP**
Willie: TAKE YOUR A** HOME. WHY IS YOU S T U P I D.
Me: You make order!
Willie KAY WHY YOU STUPID. WHY YOU STUPID. WHY BE STUPID
Me: I been waiting here for one hour-
Willie: WHYYYYYY BE STOOOOPID
Me: HOW AM I STUPID
Willie: MAN, YOU STUPID
Me: You make order!!
Willie: CAUSE YOU- CAUSE YOUR A** IS STILL THERE!!!
Me: MOTHERF*****
Willie: YOU STILL THERE. LEAVE.
Me: eh ah you waste my gas!
***Hangs Up***
Heheheheheheheheheheheh He's so mad! I called him back a week later!
**BRRRRRR**
Willie: Hello?
Me: Yo man now you owe me an apology and the deposit for the vinyl installation you're killing me dawg!
Willie: Ay man you know what? Keep telling your little Bi*** A** friend down in Ohio with the fake a** Motherf**** car. Motherf*** a** want you to quit f**** with it and you suck his D*** too!
***Hangs Up***
Hehehehehheheeheheh I like the part where he said ´´you suck his D*** Too´´
Hope you enjoy I busted my A** making this!