1.

Hermione:*sneezes*

Harry:EXPECTO CORONAS

2.

Voldy moldy:I am the most evil vile and hated person on the entire earth,,,

Umbrige:*walks in*

Voldy moldy:Ok you win.

(Not a meme I just thought that what if voldemort's nose is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.

3.

Voldy moldy:I have a army

The golden trio:We have noises

4.

Voldy moldy:Avada Ked-

Hermione/Google:Stop stop stop You're going to take someones eye out!Besides your saying it wrong it's KedAVra not KedavRA.

5.

Dumbledore:*to Putunia*Hey I just met you and this is crazy but your sister is dead so here's her baby.

6.

Dumbledore:Ok here are the rules rule 1,first years can't have brooms

Harry:but I want one

Dumbledore: That rule doesn't apply to you harry.Rule 2 NO ONE allowed in the forbidden forest...unless you get in trouble then we will send you in with no protection.

RONALD WEASLY:Is it to late to run

Dumbledore:Yes