I know people must love being bored since it is the funnest thing to be, this is why I will tell you the secret that will keep you bored for at least 6 hours 24/5. Being bored always begins with a lovely lack of entertainment or excitement. You can find yourself to be bored when there is nothing for you to do and a lot of unreleased energy to get out. Now, since you obviously want to know how to get bored extremely fast let me tell you the quickest way you can speed-run your dream of being bored. The most effective way to be bored automatically begins with.... school. School is astronomically proven to get you bored as soon as you step into class. That is my time, thank you.

(If any other teachers of mine see this, no detention pls.)