" why did the teddybear say no to the desert? - he was stuffed" 

" why couldn't the sunflower ride his bike? - it lost its pedals" 

" what do you call a lazy kangaroo?- a pouch potato"

" which is faster, hot or cold?- hot because you can catch cold." 

" how did the pig get to the hospital, a hambulance"

" how do celebrities stay cool?- they have many fans"