" Why did the cat ask for some drums?, he wanted to make some mewsic" 

"What is a cats favorite show, claw and order."

"whats a cats favorite cereal, mice krispies."

"Whats a cats favorite color?, Purrple."

"Why are cats great bosses, they have great littership."

What do cats say when they are out of treats? "This is a cat-astophe!"

when Bob left his cat by himself, the cat said " see ya litter!"