Why did the chicken cross the road?

because his mom said ben-PACKA (try to make it sound like a chicken sound)

What do you call a two humped camel?

PREGNANT- credit to zootopia

What kind of tea is hard to swallow

REALI-TEA 

How does Darth Vader prefer his toast?

on the DARK SIDE

Why do cows wear bells

their horns dont work

Why does it take long for pirates to learn the alphabet

they get stuck at C- get it C,SEA,PIRATES, SEA