So this one time at home I was coming back from Taco Bell because I got to take a big poop at home so I hurry like a kid trying to run away from the belt by their mother for not getting that A on the test. While I was running I had my earbuds on so when I ran on car my earbud fell out and I hit my D on the front of the car. I got home fast and I poop for 420 years and by the time of 420 BC I was done.

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