Kid: MOM!!!
Mom: What happened?
Kid: I got my report card today!!
Mom: You did!!
Kid: Do you want to know what my grades are?
Mom: Yes read your grades.
Kid: In english I got an A and in math I got a C!
Mom: OK keep on going
Kid: Ok mom in social studies and in science I got A's!
Mom: Ok good what about Spanish?
Kid: I got an F for FANTASTIC and For First attempt in learning.
Mom: Kiddo .....you know that an F stands for Faliure!
Kid: OH NOO I'M GROUNDED AREN'T I?
Mom: Yes You are you are grounded for a month.
Kid: FINE